hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

ridge:

thanks for pointing out my flaw haha it’s not like i

see

it

every

day

or 

any

thing

clivepughofficial:

tony abbott says there are too many national parks. i say there are too many tony abbotts.

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

queerjolras:

queerly beloved, we are gathered here to gay